Funny Recovery Hoodie - "You think I am weird now? You should've seen me before I quit drinking!"

Lightweight warmth with a wink — this cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a cheeky line that only your closest friends will truly appreciate. The soft, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels familiar from the first wear, and the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it the kind of go-to layer you reach for on foggy mornings, late-night runs to the store, or casual hangouts. The playful text sits centered on a clean white canvas for an easy, talk-starting look that slips into weekend routines and low-key nights out. Built to last with reinforced seams, tear-away label, and quality printing methods, it keeps its shape and personality wash after wash. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric: cozy warmth with a soft hand and good durability - No side seams (tubular knit): cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket for comfort and function - DTF/DTG printed design with option for embroidery placement on chest or wrists - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced materials; tear-away label for scratch-free wear Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed