Funny Scented Soy Candle — "You think I am weird now? You should've seen me before I quit drinking" (9 oz)

A small-batch scented soy candle poured into a reusable glass jar that brings cozy warmth and personality to quiet nights, small gatherings, or a mindful reset. Choose from a dozen refined scents — from bright Apple Harvest and spicy Cinnamon Vanilla to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or calming White Sage + Lavender. Each candle burns cleanly for 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick, leaving a gentle, layered aroma that unwraps top, heart, and base notes crafted with natural essential oils. The glossy permanent label adds a playful, homey touch while the jar is designed to be cleaned and repurposed as decor once the wax is gone. Assembled in the USA to ASTM safety standards, this candle blends thoughtful ingredients and approachable design for everyday rituals and seasonal moments. Product features - Eco-friendly, vegan, and non-toxic formula—no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes. - Reusable glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed after burning. - 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Atlantis Whisper, and Unscented. - 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours. - One size (2.8" × 3.5") jar, glossy permanent label, assembled in the USA; ASTM-compliant. Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.